Short Trivia Cryptophones

Cryptophones are word puzzles that present coded messages via phonetic re-representation. Words, quotes, trivia, poems, songs and/or ordinary phrases are transliterated to produce non-sense sentences that sound, but don’t look, like the original. Yet, not all cryptophones are so easy. Sometimes words or certain phonemes must be pronounced and/or organized a certain way in order for them to be solved. Also, for the harder ones, some words may only be solvable once the other words are found as clues may be made-up or purposely cryptic. Each puzzle here is a piece of trivia. There are ten puzzles in all, with three each in each difficulty; and a bonus one for fun. More cryptophones and their answers can be found at sett.com/ludicubiquity. Good luck! E.g.: Eye fee hound hare – wuh! – zone. Lee won. Aye! Tool hook sin Han. Gout wit fat. Pee, pull! Answer: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield Easy: Us car thick roach youse Duby or hinge do ring tee furs sea son offs S.A. me’s treat. Indie nine Dee neigh tees, paw blow S co bars meddle ink art tell Vas pending too point hive cay aim un thon rub herb hands Juss two old there cache. Wendy mommy huff ram zees these heck conned us into Fran’s Cindy’s Evan Ds, sit twas eh shooed dup as port.

Medium: Own leafy Malm. Husky toe swill, Pichoo. Beak “Gauss” O’Hare; Tu “blike” Mowf. A bow? Tunnin Nevery! Formal eon’ll obster; Sisborn ploo. Doo! Doo! Air! Air! Jenne Tickon: “Dish on.” Teethy, male-up! Awesome! Aster, teeny? Ipples…

Hard: Hub: “sess even hose.” Bick Ingus… Gall dry note? Ill exo-mania. Um, hill? Liel N. nisty. Quantic Eof – pew! Teary, choired duel. Haunch, ja!, stuns hip. Ick, theology! Izze feast, Huddy! Office Andis Alsone. Onas Vishy, ants?

Bonus: Tugu-vor ~ wuzzin’ ~ De Olym! Pikaven’s?